Frequently Asked Questions
What’s the deal with returns?
Returns? What are you, five? You break it, we’ll fix it ’cause we’re not total
jerks. But if you’re just whining ’cause you changed your mind, toughen up,
cupcake. Sell it to your commie cousin—I’m not your refund fairy.
Do your shirts violate community guidelines?
Not yet. But we’re working on it.
Are your products made in America?
Damn straight they are. We don’t outsource to sweatshops in places we can’t
pronounce. Every mug and shirt is made by red-blooded patriots who know the
Second Amendment by heart. Buy American or cry about it.
What sizes do you offer?
XS to 4XL. Satire is for every size, shape, and shade of fed up.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes. Satire knows no borders—unlike some people.
Do your shirts come with a manual for explaining jokes topeople who don’t get them?
No, but we recommend handing them a mirror and stepping back slowly.
Can I wear REDGlare to a protest?
Absolutely. Be the person other people protest about.
I saw someone wearing your shirt and it made me uncomfort-able. What should I do?
Breathe deeply. Maybe drink a kombucha. Then scroll quietly.
Will wearing REDGlare get me canceled?
Only if you say things out loud. Our shirts do all the talking for you.
Are your shirts eco-friendly?
Yes, but we try not to make a big deal out of it. Unlike some people.
Are your shirts safe for public use?
Only if you’re ready to cause strong feelings in the local coffee shop.
Wear responsibly.
Will your shirts help me win arguments at Thanksgiving?
They won’t help you win—but you’ll definitely control the room.